Statues can tell you a lot about the city that erects them - about its attitudes, its history, and its famous sons and daughters, albeit sometimes adopted. Dublin is blessed by a multitude of monuments, from the abstract to the life-like.
We start with one of Dublin's nude attractions - Queen Maeve in Burlington Road, full frontal nudity in the middle of Dublin. At a giant size. The massive statue of legendary Connacht Queen Maeve in front of Connaught House may well be the most sexually explicit monument in Dublin. From XXL-long legs to well-rounded buttocks, from bare breasts to a thatch of pubic hair.
Why such an explicit sexual theme? Small wonder it is to those who know their Cattle Raid of Cooley; the queen was not only known for her beauty and business acumen, but also for her tendency to offer sexual favors to important (but not impotent) allies. He who would fight for her stood a good chance of being killed in battle, but also of slipping between her sheets if he survived with his manhood intact.
Countess Constance Markiewicz in Townsend Street was one of the Easter 1916 insurgents, and the first female MP to be elected in the United Kingdom.
If Che Guevara is the poster-boy of South American revolution, Countess Constance Markiewicz was the poster-girl for the Easter Rising of 1916. The glamorous socialist socialite is remembered by a bust in St. Stephen's Green, and by a statue somewhat hidden in Townsend Street, complete with her spaniel Poppet.
The Anna Livia sculpture once stood at the center of O'Connell Street before it was wiped away for the Spire. After languishing for many years in storage, a new home in the Croppies Memorial Park has been found next to the Liffey, opposite of the Guinness brewery. As the surrounding fountain has gone, the statue lost its "jacuzzi," and now somehow looks like a size-zero model having a go at planking, face-up. Not the most inspired re-homing.
Veronica Guerin was a campaigning journalist who took Dublin crime bosses by the horns - until they had her gunned down in broad daylight. A bust of her graces the Dubh Linn Gardens, less impressive but more accessible than her gravestone in the Airport Cemetery.
Having a look at the Molly Malone statue near Trinity College is a must, even though it is of dubious artistic merit. "The Tart with the Cart" could have come straight from music-hall casting and is obviously wearing a Wonderbra. Cue young male tourists trying to steal a kiss and a fumble.
There is no chance to miss the O'Connell Monument at the bottom of O'Connell Street, the "Liberator" gazes across the Liffey, most of the time with a seagull perched on his head. Have a closer look at the statues surrounding the monument, a kaleidoscope of Irish society, flanked by angels. Some of them have holes, gunshots suffered during the Easter Rising.
James Joyce in Saint Stephen's Green thinking about the next word he is going to invent.
Oscar Wilde was a celebrated writer, wit, and bon-vivant until a homosexual scandal led to a stint in prison. Being gay in Ireland was unmentionable and unforgivable. Today, the flamboyant statue of Wilde graces Archbishop Ryan Park in Merrion Square, erected next to a nude female and a shapely, also nude, male torso.
When poet Patrick Kavanagh was asked about a fitting memorial, he mentioned "just a bench somewhere nice". There you have it ... complete with a musing poet. Raglan Road is not too far away either.
,Brendan Behan was a gifted writer, a sharp wit, a great drinker and a convicted terrorist fondly remembered for his observation that if he was tried and sentenced to death in absence, the authorities might as well go ahead with the execution in his absence. A fitting memorial to him was erected on the Royal Canal, near Mountjoy Prison one of his Dublin addresses.
This monument to poet, soldier, and patriot can be found in St. Stephen's Green, near rebels' monuments. Kettle died in France, fighting in the British Army.
When young Setanta accidentally killed off some ferocious guard dogs, he became Cuchulainn - literally "Colin's Dog". The story of this legendary Celtic warrior is told by an impressive mural on the Setanta Centre near Trinity College. The best-known statue of Cuchulainn stands in the General Post Office showing him dead, tied to a tree, with the crows starting to pick. A fitting memorial to the last stand of the 1916 rebels.
The Children of Lir
The legendary "Children of Lir" were chosen for the Garden of Remembrance, representing Ireland in its struggle towards freedom. They are portrayed at the moment of losing their freedom (and human form), but this is a minor detail.
One of the most impressive monuments in Dublin is the Victims group in Archbishop Ryan Park (Merrion Square), though it's open to interpretation as to what is actually shown. The monument to all victims of war certainly makes no easy viewing.
If heroically dying is not your thing, why not watch a movie in the "Screen" cinema near Trinity College instead? You will be guided to your seat by "Mister Screen" a fully uniformed cinema usher with the necessary hand-torch. The charming caricature in front of the cinema (usually showing more "arty" films) is a Dublin must-see.