When I left Maine to go to college out west, I was teased unmercifully about my Maine dialect. Tired of constantly being asked to say "pahk the cah at the curb," or "Muthah, Fathah, where's the cah?" I made an effort to speak without an accent. Now, years later, once again living in Maine, I'm still trying to get my Maine accent back. If you're in the same shoes, or you're a visitor to Maine (aka an "outta statah") and would like to be able to fit in with the natives, here are a few tips on how to speak like a Mainah.
Master the Maine Dialect
The key to talking like you've lived in Maine all your life is to relax your jaw. Say "Mainer." Notice the tension in your jaw and how it opens only slightly. Now say "Mainah," letting your lower jaw drop on the "ah" paht (er, I mean "part"). Practice saying it in an exaggerated manner to get the feel. Now you're ready for the rules of Mainespeak:
- Words that end in "er" are pronounced "ah." Mainer = Mainah. Car = Cah. Mother and Father = Muthah and Fathah. Water = Watah. Summer = Summah. You get the drift.
- Conversely, words that end in "a" are sometimes, but not always, pronounced "er." California becomes Californier. Idea becomes idear. Yoga becomes Yoger.
- Drop the "g" in "ing." Stopping and starting = stoppin' and startin', or more correctly, stoppin' and stahtin'.
- Broaden a and e sounds. Calf becomes cahf. Bath becomes bahth. Can't becomes cahn't.
- Drag out some one-syllable words into two syllables. There becomes they-uh. Here becomes hee-ah. And a dee-ah can be a crittah or your sweethaht.
So, What Do Mainers Really Sound Like?
Learn Maine Sayings
Getting the accent down is not all there is to speaking like a Mainah. You also need to learn some Maine lingo.
Here are a few Maine slang terms and sayings to know:
Apiece: An undetermined distance: He lives down the road apiece.
Ayuh: Yup. Sure. Okay. That's right. You Bet.
Bean's: L.L. Bean's famous tourist-magnet flagship store
Cah: A four wheel vehicle, not a truck.
Chout: Watch out!
Crittah: Any furry animal
Down Cellah: The basement
Finest Kind: The very best
From Away: Not from Maine
Gawmy: Awkward or clumsy
Honkin': Wicked big.
Italians: Submarine sandwiches
Numb: Dumb. Stupid.
Pot: Lobster Trap
Prayer Handle: Knee
Right Out Straight: Wicked busy.
Quahog: Thick-shelled clam (pronounced co-hog)
Scrid: A tiny piece
Wicked: Very. To a high degree, such as wicked good, wicked bad, wicked exciting, etc.
Pronounce Maine Place Names
Of course, these dialect tips apply to Maine's popular destinations, too, so be sure to say:
Bar Harbor: Bah Hahba