The Most Outrageous Spa Treatments

 Ah, the dog days of winter. It has finally taken its toll on you. Fact is, you need a massage. But not just any rub down. You need something a bit...unorthodox. Weird. Crazy, even. Below, four spas that are up to the task.

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    A Really Weird/Great Use For Crystals

    Swarovski crystal pedicure
    ••• Lapis Spa

    The Treatment: Swarovski Crystal Pedicure

    The Raw Materials: Swarovski Crystals

    Yes, taking nail art to the next level is this dazzling new option at Lapis, the Spa at Fontainebleau: The Swarovski pedicure. Make your feet sparkle with the ultimate accessory rocked by A-listers such as Rihanna and Beyoncé featuring shimmering Swarovski crystals.

    Lapis at Fontainebleau Miami Beach, 4441 Collins Ave, 866-750-4772

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    Crushed Jewels. Exfoliation. This.

    The Treatment: Diamond and Pearls

    The Raw Materials: Diamonds, rubies, sapphires, and amethyst

    For this, you’ll be channeling your inner topaz. Because you’re about to be polished, buffed and wrapped for 90 minutes using a powder made of crushed gemstones. Way to finally make yourself useful, diamonds.

    Eau Spa, 100 S Ocean Blvd, Manalapan, 561-533-6000

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    Tangerine Mimosa Massage

    The Raw Materials: Citrus. Essence of bubbly.

    You’ll start off with a full body massage. As you do. But then, you’ll be scrubbed using ingredients from one of your favorite Sunday morning cocktails. Note: probably not the time to go bottomless.

    Jurlique Spa at Mayfair Hotel and Spa, 3000 Florida Ave, 305-779-5135

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    Liquid Cure IV Bag Treatment

    The Treatment: Relief from last night’s tequila experiment. Fast.

    You’ll be strapped to an IV drip filled with a cocktail of vitamins and minerals that claims to wipe out hangovers in under an hour. You’ll also get an ocean view and some bubbly. Because… hair of the dog.

    Available at Club Essentia at the Delano South Beach, 1685 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, 305-674-6100